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Sunday, January 03, 2010

Being straight in a gay world.. Well almost!!!


(Please note, all that glitters is not gold... read it... enjoy it... Have fun)

The due credit for the title of this one goes to a very dear friend whose nickname would spell up to the word 'ass'... Lolz.. U know who u r dahlin...

I am your regular 22 year old (WTF.. Who am I tryin to kid???) and life was cruising along its predetermined charming route for me.. There weren't too ups and downs (yeah, rite!!!) and I liked life the way it was (Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)...


Given the fact that that there were so many brackets and so many expressions to all that I just mentioned in the above given romantic statement, I knew that things had to be set 'straight'...
Something wasn't right with the way I was feeling... I constantly felt the urge to be around people who understood me..


I walked into a club one day, and I bumped into a dear old acquaintance... Angela (Lets call her that... Not like there is too much of an identity to be protected on that one) was thrilled to see me after so long... And lemme be honest, it wasnt that bad having her around.. She was always fun to dance with, given the fact that she is as bindaas as she is...
We danced and danced and danced some more, and through all this dancing, we had been scouring the crowd for any decent looking men... But alas, that wasn't to be...

Me to angela: "See, now this is exactly why I believe in the saying 'All good looking men are either married, dead or gay'."

We seemed to agree on this one, as we had a ball laughing about the same joke for about 15 whole minutes... But I have to also agree on one more ground, we did manage to garner a lot of attention, coz we did make for quite a sight... Two chicks.. Grinding.. Dirty dancing...

What happened next was a matter of luck, if I may say so.. I don't think we intended it to happen.. But it did... In a matter to spur on the audience that we had already created, we started gettin steamier.. And within a matter of a few minutes, all you could hear was 'gasps' and 'wows'... Both Angela and I opened our eyes and looked around.. The whole club had gone into a standstill... And we both looked at each other..

Had it really happened??

Did we really do what we think we did??

Did we both, two full blown heterosexual chicks, just kiss??

Oooooohhh baby.. If I was watching us, even I would be turned on.. Two full bodied women (read 'extremely busty') lip locked and unaware of the audience and the world around them... So caught up in a steamy passionate kiss that lasted for a good 10 mins (as the audience told us)... Whoooooooooo... (wipes sweat off brow)

And that's the day I realized, maybe just maybe, it was time for me to pass the baton on from being 'bi-curious' to being 'bisexual'...



How now, was I supposed to get to know more people, who would not only accept me for who I was, but also encourage me to meet the right kind of people?

That's when my knight in shining armour came along.. Another gem of a person (who is pretty pissed at me these days)... Lets call him Joel for now.. (This one does have an identity to be protected)

Joel walked into my life during this extremely turbulent phase of me accepting the 'truth' bout myself.. And before you knew it, I was on my way to my first ever LGBT party... (Read 'Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transvetite')

On entering the club, I was zapped... I had never seen so many men together in a place... Never ever... Never never ever... And you know wat made it so much better?? They were all so HAWTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! (Read Hot)

I looked around in amazement and went 'Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot' and Joel went 'Yeah hun.. But sorry to break your heart... It's more like Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay...'

Oopsie.. Life was being unfair again... But what the heck, atleast the music was a saving grace... Once I hit the dance floor I didnt care about the rest of the world.. I was in my own world... I absolutely fell in love wid Joel's friends.. They are the munchaliciousest (If that's even a word) bunch of boys I have seen around town...

We boogied our asses off for a while, before I had to stop for a 'drink' break.. I needed to drink some water... My throat was parched from all the dancing.. I walked over to the bar.. All the guys seemed friendly.. They smiled at me as I passed em...

That's when the most unlikely thing (or what I deemed unlikely at that point) happened... Someone pinched my bottom.. I turned around to face the culprit, assuming I was going to face Joel or one of his cute gay friends..

To my delight, I am faced with a totally different face.. He's cute... And he's smiling.. And he's the culprit.. Which means he likes my ass.. Which means he either likes women, or he thinks I look manly (well, that would've hurt my ego for life)... But apparently, it was option no.1 he went for.. He liked women...

What was he doing there then, u ask? Read 'Bisexual'... He identified wid me and me wid him..

I got talkin, danced a lil... But I was too scared to exchange nos... Afterall, I was a noob to the whole LGBT deal... I ran ova to Joey like a bubbly over-excited teenager and narrated the story to him.. And much to my relief, he assured me that there were loadsa bisexuals around and that I should keep my eye out for em.. He told me some of them were 'golden catches' if I managed to hitch em!!! Oooooooooooooo... Finally some good news...

As I was scouring around, my eyes landed on a guy.. He was typical TDH material (tall, dark, handsome.. DUH!!!) and he danced like he could burn the dance floor with every move... I couldn't see his face clearly from the distance... So I started moving closer...

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD!!!! It's kinda embarrassing to mention this here.. But he turned out to be a guy I was trying to hit on when I had met him at another straight club and he had given me a smile and not taken things further which had pissed me off.. And it was only today that I realized why he didnt take it further.. Coz the poor guy just couldn't go further with a woman.. LOL...

Our eyes met.. I didnt think he would recognize me.. But he did.. We looked at each other.. And we both burst out laughing... He was the first one to move into the hug and that hug lasted for a long time... We took a break from dancing and moved to a quieter corner to talk (that was all we could do, remember!!!)

And that my friends is the story of how I made the transition from BI-CURIOUS to BI-SEXUAL... For more stories and updates, watch this space!!!

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